Anko and Ayumi ( 9 weeks ago)


Anko: you look lik a turd .....
ayumi: Ya...WHat how do i look like a Damn turd!
Anko: Ur wearing all brown!
ayumi:......im wearn a pink and blue! * Reading her book (Maximum Ride the 3rd book)* now sssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh im readin!
anko:So....want a makeover
ayumi:WHat!? Hell no!!
anko: So....wanna go shopping to Las vegas in my poprshe ...Its yellow!!!....
Ayumi: no your not even old inof... i can...
Anko: nether r u! ur just 14!!!!
ayumi: 14.1
Anko: ..... OK!
Ayumi: K....now.... we NEED to bring that cat in my yard....
Anko: ... y?
ayumi: ...CUZ..... >_>
anko: ur ganna tie it in a string and tie it to the window an drop the cat while we r riding arnt u....
ayumi: you know me well my friend!
anko: well..... this would be called illegal....but...OH WELL!!!! we r still 2 young for lose so .. lets go tee-hee!!!
Ayumi: nah...
Anko: then can we go to the store to buy some *looks at u * Some LUCKY CHARMS!
ayumi: why?
anko: Cause it makes me LUcky and it means im charming! ^-^
ayumi: ya...about that...
anko: ur not going r u ....-_-
ayumi: you know me so well my dear friend!
anko: ur not an outdoor person r u??
ayumi: ya....not really
anko:I knew ur were going to say that
ayumi:...so....lets go to Oscar's house
anko:sure to prank him and all! it will be so fun...unless he picks us up and throws us....or cracks up at you everytime u fall then well be ok, so lets hit the road!
ayumi: I'll lead
ankok ..but' u better not get us lost!
ayumi: I'll try.....my best ....if we get lost its not my fault it's my bad luck fault' ok....
anko: suree....
*three hours later*
Anko: what the hell Ayumi he was just three streets down and now were in Oregon with this habbo named jim!
Ayumi: .. ya... ets stay as FFAAARRR AWAY as him as possible....
Anko: ... ya umm ayumi...
ayumi: ya?
anko: .. hes starting to walk toward us...
Ayumi: ... ya ummm.... we should run
anko: ..we should...
ayumi: but....
anko: ya...
ayumi: run!!!!!!
anko: u read my mind!
( 23 min later)
anko: I'm hungry
Dude we saw there: Would vou like to have some ov my Snickuhs bahrs?
anko: ok!
* he left*
Ayumi: yes! Know I vill destroy de Snickuhs Barhs!
anko: hahahahahaha! nice one!
ayumi: thank vou!
anko: Im still hungry! Lets go to Mc Donolds!
ayumi: ok.
*at Mc Donolds*
Mexican guy: What whould u dudes like for today~
Anko: some ...5 cheese burgers 2 large french fries 1 apple pie and 2 moutin Dews!
ayumi: .. we eat .. a lot... we dont gain weight ...so ummm we will eat it.
*meanwhile other mexican dude talking *
mexican 2: Hey Phil what is mountin dew???
Phil:it soda hahaha
Mexican 2: it's what??
Phil: soda Jose!
Jose: oh ok thank you Phil...*goes back to cash regetster* U son of Fuken lyers why didnt u jst say u wanted soda...
BAyumi: Hey! watch it buddy! we r mexicans 2, o bad words asshole!
Anko: and we did!
Jose:U son of Bitches from hell
Ayumi: well at least we dont sleep with our moms at night in a hotel room Sissy boy!
Jose: How did u know!
* me and ayumi stare at each other*: Eww...
Jose: what i dont like the dark!
Ayumi: ok buddy just get our food!
Jose: fine!
anko: but it was getting fun! why do you have to be so mother like!
ayumi: *dreamy expretion* huh? sorry what?
anko: never mind.
* gets our food*
Jose: have a nice day bich!
ayumi: u 2 butt licker!
anko: *snicker* made a new friend
ayumi: the best
anko: *shakes head* give me food!
ayumi: here u go hun, k lets see u hav 3 bergers the pie and french fry?
anko: yup!
ayumi: how do you still weight 60unds?
anko: i dont know im like you.
ayumi: ....
anko: ur 14-
ayumi: .1
anko: *rolls eyes* 14.1 and weight 87 pounds....
ayumi: just eat!!!!
anko: haha! people think you throw up!
ayumi: *sigh* they say that all the time but i dont
anko: ha-ha!
anko: hey ayumi. *eating*
ayumi: ya?
anko: why do u treat me like as if i was ur kid?
ayumi: cuz, i dont know i do
Anko: u remind me of a mom
ayumi: just eat * rolls eyes*
anko: haha! your just to shy to admit it that u treat me like ur kid mostly like ur lil sis! *done eating*
Ayumi: come on lets go....
Anko: but this time im leading the way home
*2 houors later*
Anko: *stops!*
Ayumi:Hey why did u stop?
Anko: *points* it's back....
ayumi: who jim?
anko: no the jelly craker ..
ayumi: oh ok? who?
anko:Jim u dumb donut *smaks her in the back of her head* ( i have to jump -_-")
ayumi:...oh....

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